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for some funny signs...
for some funny "excuse" notes written by parents to teachers ...
license plates seen around town....can you figure these out?
German Coast Guard Commercial for Berlitz
the importance of learning a 2nd language: goldfish & kitty
Steve Martin English Lesson
... "I would like to buy a hamburger."
Love Lucy ... English Pronunciation
.... bough, rough, through, cough
I Love Lucy ... Ricky Has Problems With English
I Love Lucy ... Bedtime Stories with Ricky Ricardo
I Love Lucy ... Chicken and Rice
I Love Lucy ... Lucy Tries to Speak Spanish
Pirini Scleroso 1 -- English for Beginners
Just Joking ... National Geographic Dolphin Humor
... for kids---jokes with multiple meaning words... For example:
Did you just pick your nose?
How do you warm a room up after it's been painted?
How do you close an envelope under water?
... + MORE!
... from comic strip "B.C." by Johnny Hart (
for more "language" humor from the B.C. comic strip by Johnny Hart
church bulletin bloopers
These are real mistakes, misprints, and bloopers that churches have put in their bulletins. Some of them are really hilarious! It's good not to take life so seriously sometimes...
also find this video here
Children's Letters to God
Children in Church:
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."
Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply.Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone..
'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle.
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